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Showing posts with label Laugh Away Calories - Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes. Show all posts

Low-Calorie Vegetables - The Kinds Of Veggies To Pick and Their Nutrition Value



By Felicitas Ramos

How many servings of vegetables are you supposed to consume in a day? The answer would be 5 to 13 servings but surprisingly, you eat only 3 servings a day or maybe less, an amount too far below the recommended amount. Including lots of vegetables in the diet can help prevent various diseases; among these are heart ailment, high blood pressure, some types of cancer and macular degeneration.

Vegetables contain important nutrients such as vitamins and minerals, phytochemicals and anti-oxidants. Loaded with nutrients, vegetables are usually low in calories and are very beneficial to people who want to lose weight. More colorful vegetables are more nutritious thus try to pick those that are dark in color - green, yellow and orange.

These foods are good sources of vitamins A, C and E. Vitamin A promotes eye and skin health. Vitamin C makes your immune system stronger. They are rich in potassium which is necessary in controlling high blood pressure. Folic acid is essential in forming red blood cells. These low-calorie foods do not contain cholesterol thus lowering your risk of heart ailment. Full of anti-oxidants and dietary fiber, you lower your risk of colon cancer.

Here is a guide to the most nutritious kinds of vegetables. There are three essential tips in choosing the kinds to include in your diet. Pick the green colored vegetables, especially the leafy ones. You should also choose summer veggies and less starchy kinds. These are all healthy but are low in calories.

The suggested green leafy vegetables that are low in calories are lettuce, spinach and cabbage. Other low-calorie greens are celery and cucumber. A cup of shredded cabbage contains 32 calories; the same amount of spinach has 40 calories. A cup of celery has only 20 calories, sometimes zero or negative calories. This is because it takes too much energy to digest the celery which may even consume some of your stored energy. This is the reason why celery is very good for people on weight loss regimen.

Try to stick to the summertime vegetables which are dark in color. You can have summer squash and zucchini. Other summertime veggies that are low in calories are tomatoes, radishes and mushrooms. A cup of cooked mushrooms has 40 calories; half cup of radishes contains only 10 calories while a medium-sized tomato has 25 calories.

If you are counting your calories, you should refrain from eating too starchy foods. Most of these are loaded with calories. A cup of starchy vegetables normally contains 150 calories. Two kinds of squash belong to this category. These are the butternut and acorn varieties of squash. Other starchy vegetables are potatoes, parsnips, peas and corn. The non-starch kinds are broccoli, lettuce, turnips, cauliflower, celery and green bell peppers.

As you eat these low-calorie dark green-colored leaves, summertime and non-starchy veggies, you should be careful in preparing them. Adding too much dressing can defeat the purpose. Many low-calorie vegetables have low-calorie content but end up with high count when served.




The Mediterranean Diet



By Sherry Osborn

With the plethora of diets so acutely focused on carbohydrate intake, you may be wondering why the Mediterranean diet beat out a low-carbohydrate approach. After all, LC diets not only work for some people, studies also show that low- and very low-carbohydrate diets have helped obese individuals decrease insulin resistance, lower triglycerides, favorably change blood cholesterol levels and lose weight. Yet they aren't for everyone.

First, LC diets may be tough to stick with over the long term. And, one solution to that issue may involve transitioning from low carbohydrate to "controlled" carbohydrate, eating a specific amount of carbohydrate per sitting and making healthier carbohydrate per sitting and making healthier carbohydrate choices (fiber rich whole grains, legumes, fruits and vegetables).

Secondly, recent research out of the University of Alabama Birmingham found that high-fat; low-carbohydrate diets may be detrimental to those with ischemic cardiovascular disease or a predisposition to heart attacks. In their study, obese and normal weight rats fed a high-fat, LC diet had larger, more damaging heart attacks compared to rats on a low-fat control diet.

In addition, the rats on the high-fat, LC diet had greater risk of death from pump failures and arrhythmias. Altering dietary macronutrient composition seems to affect the type of fuel the heart uses to function, when in fact carbohydrate is the most efficient source of fuel for our bodies when recovering from a heart attack. Though these results do not suggest that high-fat, low-carbohydrate diets cause heart attacks or that they are harmful, it does raise some red flags that should be taken into consideration prior to going on a similar diet.

Take a close look at your lifestyle and choose the plan that will best meet your needs. And, why go on a low-carbohydrate diet, or at least why stay on one if a Mediterranean diet may be just as effective?

THE BOTTOM LINE: If you talk to your co-workers, neighbors and friends, you'll likely meet at least one person who has been successful on just about every popular diet out there. And according to the POUNDS LOST trial, the actual parameters of the diet (carbohydrate, fat and protein content) may matter less than your ability to stick with it.

After all, if you can't follow a diet plan, you won't lose weight. So, take a close, realistic look at your lifestyle and choose the plan that will best meet your needs. And remember, though diets work in the short term, the best way to keep weight off forever is by making healthy foods a permanent part of your diet and incorporating lifestyle changes you can live with.




Eating Insects For Survival And Pleasure



By Owen Jones


In the developed world, not a lot of people eat insects for pleasure, but that is quite unusual if you consider the number of people and the number of nations in the world that do. In Asia, numerous individuals eat insects on a weekly or even daily basis. However, you may one day be glad that you read about eating insects, if you are stranded somewhere far from any other supply of food.

For example, lots of army personnel are taught how to eat worms and insects as part of their routine training course as part of their survival training. Insects are abundant and are simple to catch or trap, they are also a richer source of protein than steak and easier to cook and far less risky to eat raw than meat from mammals, fish or birds.

Insects can supply over three times the amount of protein weight for weight than any meat or fish. They are also free, you merely have to know where to look or how to bait them. However, you should not eat just any insect that you can get your hands on. There a couple of easy basic guidelines.

Do not consume anything that can bite or sting you back. Not because this is dangerous to you, but because creatures like bees, wasps and some ants only do not taste nice because of the poisons they create for their stings. A noteworthy exception to this rule is the scorpion. Numerous people find roast scorpion a delicacy.

You could hone this rule to just include brightly coloured, stinging insects - especially ones with yellow colouring. Furry insects are not nice either, especially caterpillars. Flying insects in general, like flies, mosquitoes, blue bottles and the like, should be avoided as well.

Big beetles (with the exception of cockroaches), grass hoppers, locusts, crickets and scorpions are the best. So are worms, maggots and most other larvae of that type like bee, wasp and hornet larvae. Termites and non-stinging ants are also safe to eat.

Most people fry the insects in oil after removing the wings (like with flying termites or ants). However, if you are stuck in the wild, you may not have any oil with you. Luckily, that is not too much of a difficulty if you cook the insects fairly slowly, because most of them have enough of their own body fat to be fried in.

If you find that taking your first meal of insects is just too much to stomach, have a go at mashing them in with some boiled root vegetables or wrap them in leaves. Boiled nettle leaves are very good for you and young dandelion leaves can be consumed raw.

If you are not certain how much to cook your insects, worms and larvae, here are a few tips from Asia. Fry big beetles, termites and scorpions until they are crunchy on the outside but with a small, slightly soft centre. Fry worms, crickets, grass hoppers and the like until they are hard and crisp and boil grubs and bee, wasp and hornet larvae for only a few seconds.

Most Westerners that visit Thailand turn their noses up at eating insects, but after six years of living here, I have never heard any of those who tried them say that they were unpleasant. In fact, most said that they were surprisingly tasty, but then why else would so many individuals like them?




Laugh Away Calories - Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

By Larry Wentz

Did you know you could burn calories by laughing? A study at Vanderbilt University showed you could lose up to 50 calories by laughing 10-15 minutes a day.  When laughing, people burned 20% more calories. Laughter has other health benefits that include stress reduction, immune system boosting, natural pain relief and increased blood flow (good for the heart) - no joking either.

Sadly your sense of humor is one of the first things that you lose on a diet. Let's try to remedy that. Enjoy some humorous thoughts and do a little laughercising.

Funny Weight Loss Tips & Quotes

Laughing burns off calories so everyone needs a giggle.... some more than others.

Don't Eat That!

Forget Liposuction - Try Lip Obstruction!

Eat your food while staring into a mirror.... totally naked!

Carry Large Helium Balloons

When eating donuts - only eat the center part.

Weigh yourself with only one foot on the scale.

Keep a pit bull in the kitchen

Use Parental Block for the Food Network on your TV - Eat PIN Number/Password.

Eat your food with one chopstick

LMAO is a great way to reduce weight in the hindquarters.

Don't eat your evening meal before breakfast

Ladies - Drop 5 lbs. Instantly! Let go of your purse.

Instead of carrying your laptop around - start carrying your desktop PC.

Attach Full-Length Mirror to your Refrigerator Door.

Hang your bikini on the refrigerator.... definitely don't do that if you are a guy.

Remove wheels from your grocery cart.

When weighing yourself on the scale - try to defy gravity.

Use Superglue As Lip Gloss

Only eat food that you can catch & kill with a toothpick

Don't burn off fat with a candle.... a blow torch will work quicker.

Like the silent tree falling in the forest.... food actually has no calories if no one sees you eating it

Cut back on your food intake if you weigh more than your refrigerator.

50 Lb. Cellphones

Do 600 Tweets per hour. Move over 6 pack abs.... 6 pack fingers is the new rage (Note - Only Twitter users may get that one)

Unfollow some calories (another Twitter-related one that may go over your head)

If you can't pronounce the ingredients.... you probably shouldn't eat it.

Swap dinner dishes with your pet - Kibbles n' Bits & Little Friskies make great appetite suppressants.

Eat that prime rib roast with a straw

Set a goal to lose as much weight as your stock portfolio has done in the last year.

Running to the refrigerator is not considered exercise.

Running to the refrigerator is not considered exercise.... unless it is a moving refrigerated truck.

You know you're overweight when your computer tells you that your @ is too big.